i don't get paid for my overtime [we had it 'bought out' allegedly years ago] i get into work and find out one of the drivers has managed to smash his numberplate and mounting off the back of his wagon, i scratch around and find some stock to make a new mounting, i need some numberplate mounting screws and there's none left in stock, my boss is moaning about a lorry being off the road so i jump in the trusty polo and head down to the local halfords, i hate halfords, they are really expensive but i need to get this lorry back on the road, pick up the plastic mounting screws and i spy the halfords' professional range' ratchet spanners, 80 quids worth of loveliness, lifetime guarantee, well, i needed them to fit the numberplate didn't i? my guvnor knew, he fixed me with that stare, i played it cool and gave him the receipt.......