another perfectly good motorcycle ruined.......

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

amoeba records, los angeles, unbelievable, the best record store in the world, ever, i could spend months in here, walking back to the car i spotted this stencilled graffiti on a street newstand, i checked them out when i got back to the hotel room, pure, punk rock.
'ok baldman, do you really think you can take on the mighty batman?', 'mate, listen, i'm from derby, i'm a rams fan, i've got tattoos and i race an mz, ok, i admit i'm not very fast but i've got a sporty too and lets face it, you've got a fucking sidecar on your bike', 'yeah, fair point baldman, you got me there', 'don't you be dissing batman, baldman!', 'listen green lantern dude, i'm not dissing batman, he's one of my heroes along with des davies, dangerous, barse, ben 'the worlds most handsome man' igor stimac, ed, from fingy moto, stuka from arsehole customs and lucas from murdercycle, oh yeah and des davies, the famous mz racer', 'you already mentioned des davies baldman', 'listen batman, you're starting to piss me off now', 'listen baldman, show some respect to batman and me, the green lantern', 'for fuck's sake lad's, batmans wearing tights and green lanterns got a pair of green ugg boots on','fair point baldman, peace, out', 'i love you batman', i love you too baldyman'.
six flags, magic mountain, rollercoaster heaven, been here a few times before but get that buzz everytime i see the gigantic rides, forget alton towers, nothing will prepare you for the rides here, the park itself feels dangerous, you have to enter through metal detectors, [this is los angeles remember,lots of different coloured 'rags hanging out of back-pockets to show allegience to the 'hood and there's a lapd sheriff station just outside the entrance], once inside it's mental, home to the biggest 'coaster's in the world, 'tatsu' hanging in the air, negative g's, new ride 'terminator', surely the fastest wooden 'coaster on the planet, but, the grandaddy,most extreme ride i have ever been on must go to x2, [last photo], homies bottling it as they get near the front of queue and 'needing the restroom, back shortly', beautiful, you go up backwards, seat facing the sky, don't know how high, fighter contol through the headrest speakers, 'unidentified f16, we got to get you down fast!', seat turns through 180degrees, face down, suspended over fuck knows how high drop, then, 'let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor..........' yeeeeeefuckkkkkinggggghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa