Thursday, 4 November 2010
funny old world really, this time last week i was sitting in lax, drinking budweiser and waiting for my flight home, this week i go in the shed and gary inman from sideburn is in there, 'ey up gary mate, what the fuck you doing in my shed?', 'listen you derby bastard want some do you!', 'calm down gary, i know you leed's fan's are considered one of the elite but what the fuck are you doing in my shed?' 'well actually, i would like to do a 360 degree feature on your shed for performance bike', 'carry on then dude, franny lee kicked norman hunter's arse though didn't he?', 'fuck off you derby bastard, we are leed's. we are leed's we are leed's......', 'ok gary, let's just smile for the photo and then we can sort it out', 'ok mate, cheese,', 'did you just say leed's?'............'we all fucking hate leed's.....' , 'scab', fuck you', 'fuck you right back scab',' don't start on the miners strike' 'bollock's', fuck you', great night, thank's paul and gary.
membership form for bemsee dropped through the letterbox today, it's nearly the mz anniversary, can't believe it's nearly a year gone since me and dangerous made the journey up to lancashire to pick up the basket case bike that we were going to change into the racer, had a review of the finances with mr's b and there's no way we can afford for me to do a full season racing next year, got to pick and choose which meetings we do, that's the way it goes.
ted is the cheese ninja, doesn't matter where he is, perhaps in the garden, asleep on the sofa or playing, when that cheese comes out of the box, ted is there, here he is, he's using an old kung-fu technique, ghost dog cheese paw's to overwhelm jessica, 'your kung-fu is rubbish human girl child, you are powerless, give me the cheese'...