another perfectly good motorcycle ruined.......

Thursday, 20 January 2011

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  1. I have had a look thru the blog and come across a caliper I was offered many years ago... thank goodness I went with my contrast cut Performance Machine 6 pot, you read it right, 6 pot grabbing unit. Mind you, I am stopping the worlds greatest nightrain with a masseef engine that can pump the biggest ditches, not a blown up fizz-ped with a motor borrowed from a sewing machine that was used for putting name tags into the clothes of special kids. Triumph make bras, and are ridden by tits hahahahahahaahahahahaha just you wait Tim Bailey, til you hear me coming. And you will hear me, because hell's coming with me! By the way, if the Triumph is Daves, I take it all back, as you have always been very polite, and wish you every success in the rebuild. But that Bailey, he's a dog. Up the mighty Forest, ready to smash the ramscum AGAIN in their own home.

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  2. ben 'fucking' jones, possibly the best tattoist in the world and the worlds most handsome man, sadly he hasn't got a clue when it comes to motorcycles, he's using his harley davidson lardtrain as a penis substitute because he can't admit that the sportster rules, fuck me. i'm, only 51. i'm way to young for a big twin, they are the bikes that old men ride because their reactions are too slow to ride a proper bike, sporty's are the best motorcycling experience you can have, you have to work at it, their heavy, don't stop and slow, but a big twin?, fuck right fucking off, there shit, if you want a big twin buy a shovelhead and find out what its like to have a broken heart, no money and be on first name terms with your local rac, aa, [delete as necessary], recovery man,then, then, you slag off my mz?,you wash your face in my sink? get your licence and get on the track you cunt, then you will see the other side, i'm shit, but you?, you would be seven laps behind me! i love you ben, but, if you ever mention the red-dogs on my blog again, [especially giving them a fucking capital 'f', i'm going to have to kill you, in fact, i am going to kill you for typing 'ramscum', yeah, i'm going to stick your fucking performance machine caliper up your ass. cunt.

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  3. hahahahahahahahaha is that it? i was expecting much worse. something along the lines of the result last time derbydirt went up the road to the FOREST POWERHOUSE. best hope for a tornado tomorrow, your lot of filth will get hammered like a cheap whores clunge. and regarding shoving my caliper up my bum. it would go up after a good shove, but thats cos im tight, not like a rams fan, who has had his arse reamed out, season after season by many many men.
    oh, you're in the shop in feb, and your calendars are there too. Twat.

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  4. had me going a bit there........kick off at one then

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