another perfectly good motorcycle ruined.......

Thursday, 13 June 2013

give me back my wig

shhhh, shhhhh, be quiet, i'm writing this in a hushed voice, only just registering as a whisper on the old d.b. level, shhhh! you'll frighten him if you aren't careful and we don't want to do that now do we boy's and girl's? what we are seeing here is a very rare visitor indeed, to give him his latin name, 'electronicus sparky' or by the more common name 'paul' this delightful fellow is seldom seen around the rolling hill's of derbyshire, in fact i've been waiting twenty-week's to see him in his natural habitat, the plumage is instantly recognizable, the baggy 'dad' jumper, combat trouser's and grey plummage on the head mark's him out as an instantly identifiable 'shed-dweller' timid and prone to his unusual cry, 'hhmmm, huuummm, huuummh, yessss, i seeee now' we are honoured to see him indeed, sshhhh, ssshhh, oh bugger, you've frightened him off now, with a quick song of  'i'll be in touch' this mystical creature was gone as quickly as he appeared.......

2 comments:

  1. Hope he's managing to squeeze all that smoke i nto those little wires mate . . . electrickery, what a marvelous, mysterious thing.

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  2. Crikey, ol Timmy, next thing is, you end up with a rideable bike...

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