oi ben, you really ought to shut-the-fuck-up until you know what you are talking about, i've been riding bikes since you were still a glint in your old man's eye, i was riding bikes before they became the 'next big thing', i've been riding, [and building] bikes when motorcycles were dangerous, not a fucking fashion accessory like an i-pad, the latest training shoes, [converse all-stars for me thanks], sushi bar's and pin-striping, i was riding bikes everyday, all-year round as a necessity to get to work, fetch the shopping and my only means of transport, not 'profiling' at matlock bath or the harley dealer's, i've been riding bikes when you risked getting your head stoved in and your bike wrecked because you rode one, i've been riding bikes since you got refused being served at pub's because 'we don't serve biker's', i've been riding bikes when bikes were a political statement, putting it to the man, fighting the power, protesting against law's that would have put us off the road forever, don't disrespect the old school, embrace it and who know's you might learn something, until you've rebuilt a shovelhead primary like barse and me in a telford pub carpark using handtools and cardboard from mcdonald's don't talk to me about riding bikes you fucking lightweight, oh yeah, your bike is made of sugar because you only ride it in the dry, sucker......

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