the lads look on in disbelief as i fuck up my bid on e-bay for a spare 250 mz engine, i'm a luddite when it comes to computers, i'm confident i'm going to score a 251 etz motor for £80 and i hold off my bid until 30 seconds before the end of the auction, i press my bid button laughing as i confirm......... only to discover i'm not logged in, twat.....