oh yeah, while we were down in welsh wales we met up with the legend that is mr des davies and stuck his ducati 350cc single race bike project in the van, des's instructions?, 'do what you want with it boyo' hello mr ducati, meet mr hacksaw............[cue manic laughing, like an old hammer movie, if you are my age you know what i mean, 'ha, hah, hhhhhaaaahhhh.............']
"enter Timmy wearing a leather smock and goggles, wielding an angle grinder"
ReplyDeleteMade my comment null and void Squire, great image.
DeleteDon't you think, you're bit greedy Mr. Tim ? Two Ducatis in a month ? *tut tut*
ReplyDeleteNah, well done - and now use it and abuse it, like it was meant to be!
gentlemen, i would like to think more along the lines of 'enter timmy, his taught, tattooed torso glistening with baby oil, wearing hold-up stockings clinging to his honed thighs, he looks over his left shoulder and purses his lips, the old-lady's sunflower patterned pinny offering a glimpse of untold secret treasures, the immaculate red converse low's fixed to his perfectly formed feet to give ultimate thrust, slowly, he opens the black, leather case to reveal..... george formby's ukelele, 'turned out nice again hasn't it'.......
ReplyDeleteBut actually its more along the lines of.....
ReplyDeletebald old git wanders into garage, trips over dog, spilling cup of tea in his hand over floor, slips on the tea, knocks himself out hitting the lathe and wakes up to a dog licking his face
I concur Neil, somehow seems more of a plausible option . . .
Deletesquire neil has actually nailed it, well at least i can dream....
ReplyDeleteat least in this scenario, nothing has erupted in flames....
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