think spring is finally on the way, nice day today in sunny derbyshire, get some spring cleaning done, cars washed, clean the windows, fresh fuel in the sporty and crack it and the ducati up, glorious noise, fuck the neighbours, let both bikes warm up, breathing in the rich fumes of unburnt hydrocarbons, i'm going for a ride, got to be the sporty, i push the duc back into the shed and turn it off, leave the sporty chugging away and go in to get my riding gear, the dogs are waiting by the door and ted gives me that look, i push the sporty back in, drop the door and get the leads..............
'he's coming!, he's coming!, posty's here ted! ,i'm just going to lie on the sofa a bit longer 'til he put's it in the letterbox then we can rip the shit out of it gus, he's here! he's here!, here comes dad's sideburn, attack!, banzai!, kill!, rip! bite!, that's really going to piss him off......'
