'not an original bone in my body'

had loads of negative comment's over the time i've been posting stuff, usually, i just laugh and move on, i know everyone can't be as gifted or as visionary as me and i try and understand how you get it sooo wrong, [ please note, i'm taking the piss] anyhoo, [ey up dutch, chill man, you are trying too hard, i know you have only been riding a bike for , ooh, let's see, four, perhap's five year's? direct access? someone at the office told you bikes were cool?] mr r6, [i'd forgotten he'd posted some shit a while ago about his brother's r6 yamaha, i've ridden them, lot's of them, probably all the different model's, great bike, a very sharp, capable sportsbike] but, you come on here and give it the big-one?, matey, you and your brother are shitting yellow, rim-tape and an aftermarket can? yawwwn, have a look at the ex metropolitan police bike, ex despatch rider donkey bike that he crashed into a gpo van and the bike i built into a cafe racer tweny years ago, yeah baby, probably the same year you were born son, like aretha said, r.e.s.p.e.c.t......[look it up boy's, just type in aretha franklin and perhaps you'll get it, perhaps not]