newark [part two]
the scooterist's had a seperate hall to show off their bikes this year and they certainly turned out in force to support the show, i ignored the moaning off dangerous, [he just doesn't 'get' two strokes i'm afraid, i love 'em me] and followed the geezer in the paddy smith, rally patch be-decked, m1a jacket into the scooter show, dangerous bitching and shuffling along behind me, there really were some very nice machines on show but unfortunately they were packed in a bit too tight to get any decent pic's, one of my favourites was the vespa streetracer, loads of s.i.p german tuning parts including the lovely billet race caliper and dropped headset, [the scooterist version of 'ace bars' or clip-on's but a lot harder to carry off, the headset has to be cut and rewelded at a lower angle as well as the top cover to match, lot's of work to achieve what we can do by just changing our 'bar's], for all you 'unbeliever's' like dangerous, do yourself a favour and have a look at the work that goes into some of these bikes and remember, they ride them all over the country and europe to scooter rallies, not like a lot of 'biker's' who think the world end's at matlock bath....
"the world ends at Matlock Bath' eh? well, you old fuck, whilst you were wanking off over scooters, some of us braved that fog you bitched about and went out on our bikes. Like men. Fogriders, not just Hog riders.
ReplyDeleteyeah?, where did you and the rest of 'son's of apathy' ride too then, oh, let me guess, a plate of fried animal at matlock bath? perhaps a ride to the harley dealership to get yourself a new bandana to tie around your leg? or perhaps a little 'skull' trinket to stick on your 'wank-glide'? oh, by the way, that's MISTER old-fuck to you son, now do us a favour and fuck off with the rest of the 'fogriders'
ReplyDelete'Sons of Apathy' is worth 10/10, although I love me fried animal, or any kind of burnt, dead animal flesh, cheers Mr Old Fuck.
Deleteoh! Like that is it? Looking forward to our next session at the studio. And as a matter of fact, we rode to clay-cross, there was a woman-shaving contest. I didn't win it but I saved the hair TO STICK ON YOUR SHINY WHINGING HEAD. So, stick that on the front mudguard of your sportster, it's fuckin' big enough!
ReplyDeletePretty tidy comeback here as well . . . I'd dig to see Lovey with some fur on that dome of his . . . as Jan so nicely articulated . . . FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT !!!!!!!
DeleteFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Mods and Rockers at it again! Run jan!
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