elvis, he lives in my shed, i bought him in benalmedina in spain on the worst holiday of my life, the costa-del-sol is a shithole, the only highlights were the monkeys on the rock at gibralta who mugged a kid for a biscuit especially after the tour guide had warned everybody about having food around a 150lb wild primate and his parents thought it was a good idea for their off-spring to feed the 'cute little monkey', thankfully the brat wasn't injured and the monkey got his biscuit and i got a copy of james clavell's epic 'shogun' novel from a secondhand book shop in marbella.